Post by Daz on Nov 10, 2005 22:48:45 GMT
Who has stories from Pub Golf that they want to share ;D
Now listen closely children so you don't make the same mistake as me... that's never a good thing, in fact doing anything I do is bad. Anyway moving on, I'm sure as usual I'm the last person to know but I must inform you all the same.
No shit I hear you say, well nobody told me!
See being the sharp medical science student I am *hangs head in shame* I knew that they wouldn't work if I drank. What I didn't know was that they also get you more drunk.
So using some of my trademark Daz Logic I took double the stated dose in the hope that they'd still work and I wouldn't be coughing my lungs up the whole night. Smart move
Play commences and everything goes smoothly bar a minor altercation with Mia in The Hyde Park for which I am hugely sorry about as I was a prick. However once we got to The Drydock I have massive memory loss so anything I did or said from then on I'm not responsible for.
Thanks to my friends I've managed to reconstruct the night. Seemingly I made it to the lounge and my score card confirms that I completed the hole in one challenge (what a big tough man I am some might disagree, I shun them... hopefully that's not too many people ;D) then I supposedly sang loudly and most likely annoyingly for a while before disappearing. Worryingly no one, least of all me, knows what I did until 2am when I was seen drinking with a tramp from a suspicious bottle with a murky clear liquid inside, I'm worried trust me. Being a good friend they left me there.
Woke my flat mates up at 6.30 coming in (he must've been a really cool tramp) and announced a partay at mine. Enjoyed drinking more and got a text ruining my party (though I was alone and phased out, that not quite sleep stage) saying I had an exam in half an hour at 9! Massive thanks to Pip as she's the greatest because she text me.
Stumbled off to exam and along the way a friend restrained me from walking out in front of cars which I was convinced would stop for me. Made it to exam and sat in silence for an hour trying to sober up.
So now that your lives have been made complete with my little tale from the green. Think carefully before drinking and taking antibiotics or you could end up like me *shudder*
Now listen closely children so you don't make the same mistake as me... that's never a good thing, in fact doing anything I do is bad. Anyway moving on, I'm sure as usual I'm the last person to know but I must inform you all the same.
ANTIBIOTICS AND ALCOHOL DO NOT MIX!
No shit I hear you say, well nobody told me!
See being the sharp medical science student I am *hangs head in shame* I knew that they wouldn't work if I drank. What I didn't know was that they also get you more drunk.
So using some of my trademark Daz Logic I took double the stated dose in the hope that they'd still work and I wouldn't be coughing my lungs up the whole night. Smart move
Play commences and everything goes smoothly bar a minor altercation with Mia in The Hyde Park for which I am hugely sorry about as I was a prick. However once we got to The Drydock I have massive memory loss so anything I did or said from then on I'm not responsible for.
Thanks to my friends I've managed to reconstruct the night. Seemingly I made it to the lounge and my score card confirms that I completed the hole in one challenge (what a big tough man I am some might disagree, I shun them... hopefully that's not too many people ;D) then I supposedly sang loudly and most likely annoyingly for a while before disappearing. Worryingly no one, least of all me, knows what I did until 2am when I was seen drinking with a tramp from a suspicious bottle with a murky clear liquid inside, I'm worried trust me. Being a good friend they left me there.
Woke my flat mates up at 6.30 coming in (he must've been a really cool tramp) and announced a partay at mine. Enjoyed drinking more and got a text ruining my party (though I was alone and phased out, that not quite sleep stage) saying I had an exam in half an hour at 9! Massive thanks to Pip as she's the greatest because she text me.
Stumbled off to exam and along the way a friend restrained me from walking out in front of cars which I was convinced would stop for me. Made it to exam and sat in silence for an hour trying to sober up.
So now that your lives have been made complete with my little tale from the green. Think carefully before drinking and taking antibiotics or you could end up like me *shudder*
